whatever and ever amen

unholyblob@comcast.net — Wed, 18 Jan 2006 00:40:18 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Spaceweasels!

In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from spaceweasels!
Donald Duck's middle name is spaceweasels.
Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by spaceweasels!
Spaceweasels can last longer without water than a camel can!
Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with spaceweasels.
Spaceweasels was originally called Cheerioats!
White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain spaceweasels.
Baby swans are called spaceweasels.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after spaceweasels.
The colour of spaceweasels is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:01:28 GMT

josh took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!

"Wants to make a favorable impression and be regard..."

Click here to read the rest of the results.

unholyblob@comcast.net — Fri, 06 Jan 2006 06:42:14 GMT

Go to your Calendar and find the first entry for each month of 2005. Post the first line of it in your journal, and that's your "Year In Review".

January: "make a list of 20 of your favorite movies."

February: no actual updates

March: "and now for something a bit different..."

April: "I FUCKING HATE CALCULAS WITH A PASSION!!!"

May: "I have successfully seduced alyssa fisher. and it only took my 6.5 minutes!!"

June: "i was hanging out with my friend yatri yesterday"

july: "here's how it works..." (thank you dylan and brian, the rest of you suck)

August: "so, appearantly people never were told that i have a lj exclusively for my poetry"

September: "choose 5 songs to be your current personal "anthems":"(again, fuck you all)

October: "i can't be buried in a jewish cemetery anymore!!!"

i have not posted since oct 31st

YAY!!!

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:39:21 GMT

i can't be buried in a jewish cemetery anymore!!!

visit me at work you bastards

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 22 Oct 2005 16:37:48 GMT

50 of the most random things you probably never needed to know about someone. REPOST WITH YOUR ANSWERS

1. Your name spelled backwards?
hsoj

2. Where were your parents born?
mom in passaic,nj. dad in atlantic city, nj.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
music

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
osaka

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
about 4 or 5 months ago

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
yeah

7. How many kids do you want?
not an issue for me

8. Type of music you dislike most?
country or rap...or really bad jazz, or really annoying pop music

9. Are you registered to vote?
yeah

10. Do you have cable?
yeah

11. Have you ever ridden on a Moped?
no

12. Ever prank-called anybody?
yep

13. Best friend?
i don't do the whole "best friends" shit, but i do have some very good friends

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I would be freaking out but, yes, i would

15. Furthest place you ever traveled?
luxemberg

16. Do you have a garden?
No

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
oh my gods

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
yeah

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
shower, morning

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
waiting

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
plain

22. Chips or popcorn?
chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
bright red on saturday nights

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
wtf??? no

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
oh yeah...i win beauty pagents all the time

26. Orange Juice or apple?
apple

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where?
darin and meredith, fridays

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
100 grand

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
i voted this past election

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
EWWWWWWW! not since i was little and my dad talked me into it

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
several

32. Are you a good cook?
yes

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
yes

34. Ever ordered from an infomercial?
no

35. Sprite or 7-up?
sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
unfortunately every job i've ever had but my current has had a uniform

37. Last thing you bought at a Woolworths?
candy when i was like 8

38. Ever thrown up in public?
i don't remember

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or finding true love?
true love, who happens to be a millionaire

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no

41. Can ex's be just friends?
not mine!

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
myself!, my dad shortly before however

43. Did you have a lot of hair as a baby?
yeah

44. What message is on your answering machine?
i don't know actually. call me and find out

45. Where would you like to go?
anywhere ouside of south jersey

46. What was the name of your first pet?
inca he was a dog

47. What kinda backpack do u have, and what's in it?
black laptop bag, my school books are in there right now

48. Who is your best friend of the opposite sex?
hmm...tough choice. i'm pleading the 5th so that noone gets offended

49. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
work ends at 5:30! thank fucking god!

50. What do you think about most?
things i regret, things that i will do that i will regret and things i regret letting other people do.

my decision

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sun, 04 Sep 2005 20:29:48 GMT

ok, i feel that i' ve been pushing some of my friendships lately, that some of my friendships are only one sided. it might just be me being paranoid, but that is how i feel. so, i'm gonna try to back off. from now on, if you want to talk to me or hangout or anything that friends do...IM me or call me, i'm not a hard person to get a hold of. and, no, this isn't addressed to just one party, there are several people that i'm typing this towards. hopefully i'll talk to you again, but personally i doubt it for some of you.

~josh

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:37:15 GMT

Your Blog Should Be Red

Your blog is full of intensity and passion.
You are very opinionated - and people love or hate you for it.
You have the potential to be both a famous and infamous blogger.

What Color Should Your Blog or Journal Be?

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 03 Sep 2005 02:20:14 GMT

choose 5 songs to be your current personal "anthems":

here's mine...
"right where it belongs" ~ nine inch nails
"sympathy" ~ goo goo dolls
"the fragile" ~ nine inch nails
"old man" ~ neil young
"the american in me" ~ pearl jam

so, what are yours?

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:10:16 GMT

so, appearantly people never were told that i have a lj exclusively for my poetry...so to rectify this i am telling you all again. here goes:

ok, so i decided to create a lj for my poetry (almost 2.5 years ago)...so i did. the username is awokenpoet. you may add it if you wish. no obligations.

unholyblob@comcast.net — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 08:27:55 GMT

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

Who would win in a fight between myshka_manda and bleeding_blaqk?: i think dan won...this is a very awkward question.
Did paginator take the blue pill, or the red pill?: she definately went further down the rabbit-hole
What kind of book would whatthewawa and leaisamazing717 jointly write?: "the drama nerds guide to klutzy awesomeness"
What will arridlyceum be like in twenty years?: half of me fears it, half of me can't wait to find out. i'm going out on a limb and saying married, sarcastic, too smart for his own good, rich, and possibly still working at superfresh
What would kounoko be like on an LSD trip?: a hell of a lot of fun
What do you think of when you see ewgross?: YAY! its hillbilly!!!
Who on your friends list would get along best with knight_dae?: kounoko
Does awokenpoet know how to spell the word 'embarrass' correctly?: i doubt it...let me ask him...embarass...if thats right then yes he does, if not...i don't
Can never1sapromise raise the dead to perform common household tasks?: how do you think she gets her chores done?
What would your life be like if you had never met darkbeatzaroff?: a bit more sane, a lot less interesting.
What do you most envy about final_miracle?: um...the finality of her username?
What would shishiomakoto and mandtastic inherit from kisses_to_venus's will?: not much i think
Doesn't kbevensee1721 have anything better to do?: i doubt it...and thats sad
Why shouldn't eevilyoungflesh and whelm be a couple?: oh god! they would either kill each other or go even more insane
What is the most insightful thing you have heard elanore say?: rejected

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

i digress...

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sun, 24 Jul 2005 21:38:59 GMT

i miss the good old days when only gay guys wore pink!

new music survey

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 02 Jul 2005 22:44:02 GMT

here's how it works...for each question type song titles and artists that fit the catagory for you.

1. the song(s) the makes you smile whenever you hear it.

2. the song(s) that makes you cry whenever you hear it.

3. the song(s) that makes you angry whenever you hear it. (not annoyed...angry)

4. the song(s) that makes you nostaligic whenever you hear it.

5. the song the epitomizes you.

6. the song that remind you of me.

realizations from watching "the breakfest club" again

unholyblob@comcast.net — Thu, 30 Jun 2005 02:01:23 GMT

i have just realized that nearly every character i relate to in any movie ends up not getting the girl/guy. or on the rare occasion that they do find love, one of them dies before they can enjoy it. thats a bad sign i think.

this post is much more for me then for anyone else...i would be beyond shocked if anyone knew what i'm refering to anyway

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sun, 26 Jun 2005 08:42:28 GMT

I AM SO FUCKING STUPID!!!

WHO THE FUCK DO I THINK I'M KIDDING?

you promised you would stop this

how long will it take you this time

please, don't comment on this or ask me about it later, if i wanted to get into the details i would have typed them here. this entry was for my own sanity and nothing more

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 25 Jun 2005 08:34:46 GMT

last 2 days rundown:
i have...
comforted 2 people
witnessed 2 relationship arguements
had 2 very good serious talks
hugged 2 people while they cried
visited 3 people at work (1 i visited twice)
walk 2 times on the boardwalk
finished 2 books
had 2 poetry meetings canceled

and...as you can plainly see...i have
2 much time on my hands

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 21 Jun 2005 07:20:53 GMT

i think i'm a pretty good guy. i've always made a point of being there for my friends when they need it. i do my best to not be mean or disrespectful to people. all the things that i think make up a good person. but i feel like people take advantage of that. that i'm being used as a sounding board or to comfort. i don't ask for much in return, just that you do the same for me and that we hangout every once in a while so that i don't feel like we're only friends when you want something. is that really so much to ask for?

on a completely seprate note....I NEED A JOB!!!

lessons learned from Maria, the prostitute

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sat, 18 Jun 2005 06:18:35 GMT

i have been reading this book, "eleven minutes" by paulo coelho, and it been really pissing me off, mainly because i hate the main character. but i'm almost done it now and i realize that the reader needs to hate her so that we can be prepared for the change she makes in herself. so i just read this paragraph and i really loved it and will now post it for all to read:

"Certain things cannot be shared. Nor can we be afraid of the oceans into which we plunge of our own free will; fear cramps everyone's style. Man goes through hell in order to understand this. Love one another, but lets not try to possess one another."

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 14 Jun 2005 15:56:22 GMT

Song Lyrics Survey

This is kind of like a survey, except that you answer in song lyrics. There was a modified version of it on illout a while back, but I thought it could be fun here, too. :)

Describe your neighborhood: "I'm Rockin' the suburbs just like Jon Bon jovi did" - Ben Folds

How do you look? "I'm fat, i'm fat, i'm really really fat" - weird al

if you could say one thing to the person you like what would it be? "you may be right. i may be crazy. but i might just be the lunatic you're looking for." - billy joel

Where do you wish you were right now? "Strawberry fields. nothing is real" - beatles

What do you think about your best friends? "i get by with a little help from my friends" - beatles

Any words of advice? "You never gain weight from a doughnut hole." - Tori Amos

What do you wish for your future? ""You are young, thats your fault. there's so much you have to go through" - cat stevens

What do you wish you were doing right now? "Lets go away for a while, you and I, to a strange and distant land." - Weezer

What do you think about drugs and alcohol? "Just you wait 'til everyone is hooked." - Hole

If you could say one thing to your enemy what would it be? "you stupid, dumb-shit, god-damn, mother fucker!" - offspring

What do you fear? "One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do" - Aimee mann

What do you usually do on Friday nights? "How many people ready to rock the house?" - gorillaz

What was your last break up like? "If I could heal myself, where would I begin?" - tapping the vein

What do you think about your school/workplace? "Kiss my ass" - Ben Folds Five

How do you feel right now? "I feel stupid and contagious here we are now entertain us" - Nirvana

Describe your personality: "All I really want is some peace man a place to find a common ground, and all I really want is a wavelength, all I really want is some comfort" - alanis morissette

Any closing words? "The trick is to keep breathing." - Garbage

my first real post in a while

unholyblob@comcast.net — Mon, 13 Jun 2005 07:54:55 GMT

i was hanging out with my friend yatri yesterday and i came up with a question that we both found very interesting "you come to a stop sign, how long do you stop?"

anyway...

tonight was a good night for me, not only did i hangout with some fun people but i made some realizations about myself as well. realizations i should have made a long time ago.
realization #1: that the way i veiw myself is so incredibly fucked up. my whole idea of my self-worth has been shit for a long time now. i wrote something a few days ago that upset me more than possibly anything else i've ever experienced, i wrote "ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and wish you were just some other kid's nightmare".
realization #2: as much as i don't want to admit it, i am still dealing with the crap my fucking asshole ex's put me through. even though i know they are assholes, getting hurt that deeply by someone you care about is a total mind-fuck.
realization #3: i don't know why but i never expected to be around this long. i just never saw myself being here still. it used to be that when people would ask me what i wanted to be when i grew up that i would think "it doesn't matter what i say, i won't be around so it doesn't make any difference". and now, i'm still here and i have no idea what i should/can/will do.
realization #4: people don't know me. most people have a friend that they know everything about. i don't have one. i think this goes back to my thoughts on self-worth. i didn't think i was good enough to be respected, let alone have friends, be loved, or even be happy. and now that i am trying to fix that mentality i get very angry at people for thinking like that about themselves like that.
realization #5: i am ready for a change. and i think one is coming. i don't know in what form but i know that something will shift around soon. and i look foward to that, because i am generally not content with the way things are.

its amazing how a trip to the beach can change your perspectives on things. which is odd cause i have the ocean and i couldn't see a thing the entire time. i loved it.

We passed upon the stair, we spoke of was and when
Although I wasn’t there, he said I was his friend
Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone, a long long time ago

Oh no, not me
I never lost control
You’re face to face
With the man who sold the world

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:04:04 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HILLARY GROSS!

ANSWERS to the songs you didn't get

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 07 Jun 2005 22:59:22 GMT

1. milk blood to keep from running out
-the needle and the damage done ~ neil young

2. How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you're a pray-er and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success
-8 easy steps ~ alanis morrisette

3. They called me _______ ________.
I never got to be myself 'cause to myself I always was...
_______ ______, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose
and ballet shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.
-black stacy ~saul williams

6. always take a big bite
it's such a gorgeous sight
to see you in the middle of the night
you can never get enough
enough of this stuff
-friday i'm in love ~ the cure

7. Then follow.
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow, follow, follow, follow.
-try to remember ~ the fantasticks

8. There's a monster that lives â€˜neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

Tell the monster that lives beneath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head

(This one is obscure so i gave you a few extra lines)
-goodnight demonslayer ~ voltaire

11. Son, she said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin’ but a...
While you were sittin’ home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin’, sorry you didn’t see him, but I’m glad we talked...
-alive ~ pearl jam

13. Someone and someone
were down by the pond
Looking for something
to plant in the lawn.
-words (between the lines of age) ~ neil young

14. Like the drip drip drip of the raindrops
When the summer shower is through
-night and day ~ frank sinatra

18. Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh it kills
'Cause I know I'm a mess he don't wanna clean up
I got to fold 'cause these hands are too shaky to hold
Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love
-paper bag ~ fionna apple

19. He took a rifle
And killed a disciple
So that those nagging thoughts would leave him in peace
-psycho joe ~ blues traveler

Good luck...these are hard!

unholyblob@comcast.net — Fri, 03 Jun 2005 05:53:00 GMT

set your iTunes to random, put up a lyric or two from the first 20 songs to come up and have people try to guess the songs. and only use songs with english lyrics.

so yeah, leave comments if you know the song name and artist (with the lyric number), and I'll edit this with people who get them. no cheating by google!

1.milk blood to keep from running out

2.How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
How to hate god when you're a pray-er and a spiritualist
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

3. They called me _______ ________.
I never got to be myself 'cause to myself I always was...
_______ ______, in polka dots
and paisley, a double goose
and ballet shoes, you thought it wouldn't phase me.

4.Till Timmy turned to Amber and said, "Is it true that you're a witch?"
His mom jumped up and said, "The pies are burning," and she hit the kitchen
And it was Jane who spoke, she said, "It's true, your cousin's not a Christian

5.But if it wasn't for your misfortunes
I'd be a heavenly person today

6.always take a big bite
it's such a gorgeous sight
to see you in the middle of the night
you can never get enough
enough of this stuff

7.Then follow.
Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow, follow, follow, follow.

8.There's a monster that lives â€˜neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

Tell the monster that lives beneath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head

(This one is obscure so i gave you a few extra lines)

9.I may be crazy
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for

10.Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

11.Son, she said, have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothin’ but a...
While you were sittin’ home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin’, sorry you didn’t see him, but I’m glad we talked...

12.Take your time, don't hurry
Leave it all till somebody else lends you a hand

13. Someone and someone
were down by the pond
Looking for something
to plant in the lawn.

14.Like the drip drip drip of the raindrops
When the summer shower is through

15.Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?

16.I've found my friends ...
They're in my head

17.I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor

18.Hunger hurts, and I want him so bad, oh it kills
'Cause I know I'm a mess he don't wanna clean up
I got to fold 'cause these hands are too shaky to hold
Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love

19.He took a rifle
And killed a disciple
So that those nagging thoughts would leave him in peace

20.If everyone’s a little queer
Can’t she be a little straight

unholyblob@comcast.net — Tue, 17 May 2005 04:11:09 GMT

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like for your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

unholyblob@comcast.net — Wed, 04 May 2005 13:18:49 GMT

I NEED HELP! anyone that understands calculus, please explain u-substitution for me!

unholyblob@comcast.net — Sun, 01 May 2005 05:55:09 GMT

Have i mentioned that i hate essays?

oh, and i have successfully seduced alyssa fisher. and it only took my 6.5 minutes!